Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Mental Health: Comes With FREE Screaming

20 of the 23 Psychiatric Poisons in our FDA Adverse Reaction section feature Screaming as an FDA reported Adverse Reaction with each Drug Individually identified as 'The Primary Suspect Drug' responsible for that Adverse Reaction, ..... and some Other probably Non-Disclosed, Mentally Healthy delights to Brighten you and your loved one's entire Year.

So get Diagnosed Today and avoid the rush. Your friends, family, and neighbors too, will just love the Screaming new, Mentally Healthy, You.

Abilify: Screaming, Sedation, Self Esteem Decreased, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Induced Vomiting, Self-Injurious Ideation
Adderall: Screaming, Scrotal Abscess, Scrotal Oedema, Sedation, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Celexa: Screaming, Sedation, Self Esteem Decreased, Self Esteem Inflated, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Clozapine: Self Injurious Behaviour, Self-Injurious Ideation
Cymbalta: Screaming, Scrotal Disorder, Scrotal Pain, Sedation, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Depakote: Screaming Scrotal Disorder, Scrotal Erythema, Secondary Aldosteronism, Sedation, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Effexor: Screaming, Seasonal Allergy, Seborrhoea, Secondary Hypertension, Secretion Discharge, Sedation, Self Esteem Decreased, Self Esteem Inflated, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Induced Vomiting, Self-Injurious Ideation
Geodon: Screaming, Secretion Discharge, Sedation, Selective Mutism, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Induced Vomiting, Self-Injurious Ideation,
Klonopin: Screaming, Sedation, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self-Injurious Ideation
Lamactil: Screaming, Scrotal Infection, Scrotal Swelling, Seasonal Allergy, Sebaceous Hyperplasia, Seborrhoea, Seborrhoeic Dermatitis, Seborrhoeic Keratosis, Secretion Discharge, Sedation, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Lexapro: Screaming, Seborrhoeic Dermatitis, Sedation, Self Esteem Decreased, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Neurontin: Screaming, Scrotal Mass, Seasonal Allergy, Seborrhoeic Dermatitis, Seborrhoeic Keratosis, Sedation, Self Esteem Decreased, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Paxil: Screaming, Seborrhoea, Secondary Adrenocortical Insufficiency, Sedation, Selective Mutism, Self Esteem Decreased, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Prozac: Self Esteem Decreased, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Risperdal: Self Esteem Decreased, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Ritalin/Concerta: Screaming, Secretion Discharge, Sedation, Self Esteem Inflated, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Seroquel: Screaming, Sedation, Self Esteem Decreased, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Strattera: Screaming, Scrotal Disorder, Scrotal Irritation, Scrotal Oedema, Scrotal Pain, Seasonal Allergy, Sedation, Self Esteem Decreased, Self Esteem Inflated, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Tegretol: Screaming, Seborrhoeic Dermatitis, Sedation, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Wellbutrin: Screaming, Scrotal Disorder, Seasonal Allergy, Sedation, Self Esteem Decreased, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Xanax: Screaming, Seasonal Allergy, Sedation, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation
Zoloft: Screaming, Seasonal Allergy, Seborrhoeic Dermatitis, Secondary Hypothyroidism, Secretion Discharge, Sedation, Self Esteem Decreased, Self Esteem Inflated, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation
Zyprexa: Screaming, Seborrhoea, Secondary Adrenocortical Insufficiency, Sedation, Selective Mutism, Self Esteem Decreased, Self Injurious Behaviour, Self Mutilation, Self-Injurious Ideation


And for A Closer Look at the new American Psychiatric Association President & Ideate in Chief, the always informative and "Now See Here You", entertaining,

Cl Psych has:

New American Psychiatric Association Prez: We Want Money.

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