Communist "Workers World Party" Blames Capitalism For Ebola Outbreak

weaselzippers;

I keep forgetting how Ebola starved millions of people in The Ukraine when Stalin was Secretary General of CCCP…

Thank You DefendWallStreet.

And in related sightings:

Democrats "We Are Completely Out Of Ideas".

No. You don't say?

We noticed.

From: Democrats 2014 dccc@dccc.orgSubject: Accept Defeat
Date: October 20, 2014 1:29:24 PM EDT
To: Drew

We are completely out of ideas.

After President Clinton emailed you this morning to ask for help, we really thought we would be in a better place.

But we aren’t. The Koch Brothers, Karl Rove, and the other Republican outside groups are spending millions against us. It’s the biggest spending spree of any midterm election EVER. So big — it doesn’t even look like President Clinton’s email can dig us out of this hole.

There is still time, though. Things are rough, but we’re not ready to accept defeat. If we can bring in 5O,OOO donations before tomorrow’s ad buy deadline, we can get back on track. Will you answer President Clinton’s call-to-action today?

Thank You Zip.

Smartest Man In History Appears Confused By Voting Machine, Takes 6 Minutes To Cast Simple Ballot

Six minutes to vote Dem down the line?

And one of the funniest anti-capitalist cracks we've ever seen (if it was intentional it's a hundred times funnier) in a comment elsewhere read:

"Washington has a capitolist bias."